FUN: 'Margaritaville' Mad Libs!

Not every drink is so good it gets its own song, but the margarita is special. The salt, the lime, the tequila...it's a cocktail worthy of pop paean. We know you can't mess with a classic, but Jimmy Buffet's been singing "Margaritaville" for years now, so we at Bacchus thought we'd spice things up: maybe add a little chili salt to the rim, add our lime twist to Jimmy's margarita classic.

Spice up your "Margaritaville" below; fill in the blanks according to the instructions. Read your mad lib out loud for a laugh - then stop by Bacchus for a real Margarita for $3 today.

MARGARITA MAD LIBS (PLAY WITH A PARTNER!)

Nibbling on ____________ (food item), watching the sun bake,
All of those tourists covered with ______(noun),
Strumming my six string, on my ________________ (place),
Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.

____________ (verb with -ing) away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of ___________ (noun),
Some people claim that there's a woman to ____________ (verb),
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season,
With nothing to show but this brand new ______________ (body augmentation),
But it's a real beauty, a _______________ (type of person),
How it got here I haven't a clue.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my___________________ (collective noun)
Some people claim that there's a _____________ (type of person) to blame,
Now I think, hell it could be my fault.

Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a __________ (noun)
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home,
But there's booze in the _______________ (cooking implement),
And soon it will __________ (verb)
That frozen concoction that helps me _____________ (verb).

Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people __________ (verb) that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn _______________ (noun)