BOOZE: 98% of Lifeguards Recommend Margaritas*

It's Margarita Monday, which means tasty, lime-and-salt drenched margaritas are only $3, all day. Should you start the work week with a tasty margarita this afternoon? Of course. But don't take our word for it. Ask this hot lifeguard.

*This statement is not accurate. Clearly the number of hot lifeguards who support Margarita Monday is more like 100%.