Timeout for Jake A.

Today is our sixth installment of our Thursday TIMEOUT series. We're happy to give you a little info and hot photos of handsome sporty hunks who've caught our attention and fueled our fantasies. This week, Chicago Cubs smokin' hot pitcher, Jake Arrieta. If you watched Game 2 of the World Series yesterday, you'll be familiar with this potent man. Speaking of potent, enjoy all tequila for $5 today and feast on a Baker + Butcher sandwich for $4. Enjoy!

Jake Arrieta: 30, 6'4", 225 lbs. Wow.

He's classically handsome, solid, muscular and sporty. His smile is infectious. He says he shaved his body completely for the ESPN photoshoot ("everywhere below the neck") - he's got a decent amount of chest hair and a decent amount of back hair....a genuine BEAR.

But this Missouri-born/Texas-raised pitching ace is a CUB. In fact, he's truly the savior of the Chicago Cubs - now in their first World Series in decades. He's thrown two no-hitters in his career and had an impressive outing last night (10/26/16) in Game 2 of this years fall classic.

To look this good, Jake completes a pilates + TRX workout every day and his diet consists primarily of chicken, fish, kale, vegetables, almonds and dried fruit.

While taking Jake to dinner might not be a feast of plenty, it'd sure be nice to get to know him better. Imagine one-on-one flirting....seeing his sexy smile as you encourage him to unbutton more buttons on his dress shirt...

Or, later, when he take you back to his place, ask him for a sneak peek of his moustache-jammies he wore to the press conference after his first no-hitter...

And get him to tell you the story about his sensitive right nipple…

And drench him in champagne and bubbles…and watch that nipple come to life....

And imagine him undressing for you…

And staring into his eyes…

Yes, Jake is someone you can imagine lots of things about. Sigh. We wish him well in the World Series. And we welcome him to Bacchus any day, but especially Thursdays for tequila shots (free for Jake, Danny A, Nathan A, Freddy M, Carlos B and Serge I, $5 for everyone else). We'd like to see him lose a few inhibitions (and a few pieces of clothing). And we'd like to see him WIN again for Chicago!

Drink with us! Cheer with us! You'll be glad you did!


We can fantasize! And we can play! And we won't forget to dress up for our VILLAINS costume contest on Saturday night at 9PM.