Ready to Unwrap

It's Christmas Eve! Come to Bacchus today for $6 Jack. Stay for DJ Takai tonight at 10.

What did you ask for? What's inside that package? Sometimes, unwrapping can be the best part.

When you're ripping open your presents, sometimes the peek-a-boo of the gift inside gets you all excited. You get a glimpse and your heart starts to race. You know you're getting just what you wanted!

Here are a few drink suggestions for the revealing occasion.

Tommy (above) reveals that he is hoping for a

Slow Comfortable Screw

Who doesn’t want a slow comfortable screw? We make 'em with Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, and orange juice. But if you are going for this theme, you might as well try a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against a Wall (same as above, add vodka and Galliano). And in case you have a thing for south of the border action, you could try a Slow, Comfortable Screw up Against a Wall in Mexico (same as above, add tequila). Because we all know that adding tequila to the equation makes everything mejor, no?

Colby (above) reveals that he is hoping for a:

Piece of Ass

This cocktail combines Amaretto, Southern Comfort and sour mix. Anything with Southern Comfort as a main ingredient has to make you shake yer head. Sure, it’s good when you’re looking to spice up a diet coke (the Southern sorority sisters’ drink of choice), but you can just picture the type of guy that orders a “Piece of Ass”: he’s got a huge chaw of tobacco under his gum, a piece of straw between his lips, and is wearing Wranglers so tight you could bounce a quarter off his thigh. Entering the bar, he yells, “I’m gon’ get me a Piece of Ass tonight — ewwweee!” Then he’s over at the DJ asking him to play — you guessed it — “Free Bird.” Next he's subtly trying to grind himself up against your leg in a drunken stupor.

Jacen (above) reveals that he is hoping for a:

Buttery Nipple

This is one drink, and name, We can stand behind. It's made with Bailey’s Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps. Not a big fan of having butter poured or rubbed on your nipples or anything? You may prefer Extra Virgin Olive Oil. It’s much easier on the nipple than butter, and does wonders for moisturizing the breast area. There's no way we'll make your drink with oil, but you can understand why the drink has its name. The shot is smooth and creamy and may lead to more than just butter being melted.

Diego (above) reveals that he is hoping for a:

Screaming Orgasm

There is no doubt in Naughty Bacchus' mind that you’re likely to have a screaming something after drinking this mixture of booze, booze, booze, and, yes, booze. It's Kahlua, Irish Cream, Amaretto and vodka. The best (or worst) part about it is that it goes down so easy. While that sounds like fun, you may not remember this so-called “screaming” orgasm. You'll definitely remember Diego.

Zach (above) reveals that he is hoping for a:

Fuzzy Dick

In theory, this drink should be a hit during the winter, say, après ski or when snow is blanketing your city streets. Here in Honolulu, we never see a man heavily layered in thermals, sweaty from a day of skiing or snow shoveling… but the Fuzzy Dick gives a very long-lasting mental image. But the drink, made of Kahlua, Gran Marnier, coffee and whipped cream is good. And leaves you with a whipped cream-wrapped mouth.


Finally, Daniel (above) reveals that he is hoping for:

Sex on the Beach

This is probably the most notorious of all sexual innuendo drinks. But if you’ve ever had sex on the beach, you know two things: a) You have to be prepared and b) you’re rarely prepared. You need a blanket big enough to protect two semi-naked bodies from touching the sand, or else you’re getting sand everywhere, making this a most uncomfortable (albeit unforgettable) screw. This cocktail is sweet, a mix of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry, and orange juice. Real sex on the beach is anything but sweet. Proceed with caution.

Unwrap your presents with excitement this Christmas. Take a photo and reveal to us what got you so excited!