Drinking with Friends

The definition of FRIENDS: the only ones who can convince you to go out drinking after you've committed to not drinking for the night.

When you're out at Bacchus today or tonight, it won't be difficult to know you're having a great time. The smile on your face, and the way you sing along to the song the DJ is playing.
Here are some classic lines about drinking with your friends:

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

A true friend, "You're dehydrated! Quick! Drink some of my vodka!"

I'm the designated driver for one reason: my drunk friends are funny!

Hey, can you hold my morals for me? I'm going to need two hands to drink tonight.

As your best friend, I vow to never let you drink alone and always save you from hideous blackout make outs.