What’s Your Name?

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That’s right…All are welcome….no matter what you call it!

Naughty Bacchus saw a recent article where the topic was, “Men who name their penises.” Hmmm….

Here’s the gist…
Studies say that a trivial 73% of penises were given names, some by their owners, but most by their owners partner. Men who name their own penis, not surprisingly tend to pick names which speak of size and strength. Partners however, tend to pick cute, more personal nicknames. Some of the names you’ll understand, others may leave you scratching your head. :-)

  1. Dick

  2. Johnson

  3. Willie

  4. Pecker

  5. Fred

  6. Bob

  7. Jimbo

  8. Pete

  9. Junior

  10. Big Boy

Does your name fall on this list? You could try this Penis Name Generator website. That way, the next time you look under the sheets, you can say “hello.”

All in fun, of course! And fun is what you’ll have at Bacchus today and any day.

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