Ask Bacchus: Size Matters

Every Tuesday at Bacchus, all tap beer is $3. All day and all night. 12 delicious selections. Try ‘em all. LOL.

Here are 7 incredibly funny quotes on beer and its magic that will make you chuckle:

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

It’s strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers is so damn easy.

Size matters. No one likes a small glass of beer.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

The only thing that rhymes with Tuesday is Beer.

Come to Bacchus today for $3 tap beer, music, food and fun.

“Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day.”

That’s a trivial lyric from another torch song! And we had fun with music last night at Stage & Screen Night. Next Monday, April 2nd is Trivia Night.