Use The Force...

To quote Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Force is

“...an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.”

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

Have you thought about what you would do if you had the power of the Force? There is no shame in it; the Force is one of the most iconic powers in movie history, and rightly so – it’s what makes the Star Wars universe so magical. So, what would the perks of being a Force-sensitive person in the real world be?

SEDUCTION?
The first would be the amazing mind-power trick. Can you imagine the advantages of being able to convince people to do what you want by simply concentrating and waving your hand? Of course, the mind trick only works on the weak minded so you would always have to be mindful over who you were trying to manipulate… first step, buy him a shot…

SLOTH?
The second thing most people would be excited about would be the new opportunities to be lazy. The ability to manipulate the environment around you means that there would be no more getting up to get yourself a drink, no more pesky moving to grab a remote control. Instead, you can simply lie back and summon the bartender to make your cocktail, while you lounge.

SPEED and DEXTERITY are also hand in hand with the Force. For more practical purposes, HEALING abilities would be quite useful. Imagine.... Turn that order of shots into magical juice!

Of course, you should use the Force only for good, or would you prefer the trivial Dark Side?


Use your innate powers at Bacchus today and enjoy $6 Absolut cocktails, $7 flatbread pizzas and $7 sandwiches. VDJ Matt is up at 10PM with DIVAS night! No cover! Always fun!

JL