Now before you all think this post needs an NSFW warning, we’re just talking about cocktails...and the dirty names some “mixologists” have come up with for them. So shield the eyes of young'uns and read on. Totally NSFW!
There’s a vocabulary that should be popular in bars around the English speaking world. Same as there is lingo in a diner. Ever heard of the trivial Adam and Eve on a raft/log (two poached eggs on toast) or Nervous Pudding (Jell-O).
When you order a Martini and ask the bartender to ‘Screw It,’ you’re not insulting him…
…(at least we hope you’re not) you’re asking for a squeeze of OJ.
We have all heard about cocktails with outrageous and naughty names like – ‘Harvey Wallbanger’ and Sex on the Beach’, but they have nothing on these bad boys!
If you do dare to order one of these dirty named cocktails next time you‘re at Bacchus, then it’s probably best to make sure you are not with your family or work colleagues. Your boss or in-laws do not need to overhear you ordering one of these:
Vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curaçao, sour mix, 7-up
Butterscotch schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream
Red Headed Slut
Jägermeister, peach schnapps, cranberry juice
The Leg Spreader
Tequila, vodka, gin, rum